IP5, take 2!

Nice ad, cubespace! That certainly caught my attention.

Okay, the mac's are a bit much on that last one.

Macforce ad ala portland. those are some nice images shots of pdx, check em out at macforce.com

....and we're back

codecamp pdx May 30/31, all!

Donuts? Wha? Outlier solution - couldn't ha pegged that one

Oh, I get it, sponsor ads, nice, folks. The segue was pretty

OMG, OSbridge has dinosaurs, and one of them sounds like Audrey!! Nice bridges, yo.

otbc. Pat, it was good to get to meet you tonight. Nicely presented on the ad.

and portland centerstage

mmm audio evels a little high. fix for #ip6, please? SAO, hey Opensourcery did that site. Check it.

Silicon Flirist, nice ad, really, really sweet.

A discussion of a new tweeter, sweeeeet!

Strangelove live, daaamn. Fridays live at 10pm. Yeah.

What do all these images have in common, care to guess? Occult?

Ha web trends. Nice starwars trailer!

Wilamette MBA, you need some work catering to this audience, methinks, but nice try

When is the next barcamp anyway? May 1 and 2 - see you there

not the red button!!!!!

Tara Horn - how to be a refugee. step one is opression. Burma has 3 out of 4 listed forms, so we begin there. disobedience is the only option if you want to be arrested or interrogated. 6 hours to pack a bag and flee to rangoon. Now you seek asylum in kuala lumpur. This is an excellent, well-delivered presentation. wow, utter silence for the 20 seconds she mentioned the next step being to wait. Attentive folk. nex, there is resettlement, my god, this process is brutal. goodbye to everything you know, hello, life. Welcome to America. Gods. tara@burmacollective.org Go email that woman, better yet, how many refugees do you know personally? Do you think without friends and family here that it is going to anything but lonely?

@lawduck Bridge! renewable bicycle cards, ha. Bridge is just like twitter, pack that info into the table-talk. Hm, that statement was just about demanding that the geeks in the room code something to beat you at bridge. :) hey wait, this is actually a good presentation getting me interested in playing bridge! good job! bridge at opensource bridge anyone?

Personal Telco - Broadband needs. Why is fiber good? Capacity. So we think about what comcast is doing right now. mmmmm k. wireless sucks, at least for capacity. saturation is quick. That last mile of cable does restrict your control. Consuming is boring, be a producer. Think like streets. *applause from the crowd* Non-discrimination, neutral access to the colocation facility. drive down costs, heck yeah. Financing? $450 milling for a fiber network in portland, 1/10th of the cost of a bridge over the columbia. There's huge infrastructure advantages. Oh no! The government shut your slides down! Sing!! "the last slide I do remember" be willing to pay what it costs to provide.

Kate Fossman Writer editor and snarky bitch. sweet, chica. Say what you mean, and say it in a way you yourself understand. Really? Awesome. I'm doin okay then. ;) Okay, you're a little loud, where's our sound equallizer? Mean what you say, have the courage to share your convictions. Be concise! don't add a bunch of superfluous verbiage! "kind of annoying, but whatever" Yes, she is, I like it. Know wha tyou write. research what you don't know. Write form an expert perspective. I hope this set gets posted to youtube, this would be an excellent primer for folks learning to write, and and good way to start out. Hmmmm READ! Oh, I don't read, read anything!!! Vonnegut readers represent!

Chris Sullivan, Ham radio - geeks playing with radios. Hey, what could go wrong? you're supposed to experiment. "scary people, I hope tha tI'm not one of them!" reading from slides, Bad! no biscuit. also, removeyourself from the feedback zone, dude! google latitude all done already by ham radios any 1200 baud modems, please leave. Also, don't be a jerk hey, no more morse code requirements.

Sarah Gilbert Hacking the world with kids without a car. Not a how to guide, This is a meditation. Sweet. reading from slides, no!! Argh, again. well, the meditation part is good. guided meditation complete with adorable children on their bicycles. Okay, physics, hard to have a high speed accident at slow speeds. this is begining to sound like my daily bike commute, extra snacks, a helmet, panniers stocked, bundling and lugging, but is the journey not the point? reuse old tubes it is not a yes or no question. you can do this. take the hills slowly. you will have to walk at some point, its okay. remember your identity. pounding pumping, working. you are a part of something, a community, you may make up gang signs to flash a other parents toting children. look, listen, breathe. it is all there is. you are already here. you are a character in this storybook. you are the change. Thank you to clever cycles. I'm not ready to leave this presentation, it was too meditative. I live that meditation daily, wait, that means I can go back! Hooray!

Jerry Ketel - How to know if you're a narcisist - how do you spot one? seductive until they don't need you. they will be your best friend. we all want to be famous, right? (um, no! thanks.) omg, there's a series of slides on binladen, bush, sam adams!!! Ack - no, well, maybe, oh man.

Selena Deckelmann How to kill 4 chickens in 3 years. Awwwww. :( First lesson, be impulsive. they have then right now. Go, get them! So, let them be free, set them fre ein your backyard. third lesson, keep your schedule. don't change it for the chickens. number 4, leave the door open. step 5, get more chickens *the audience goes wild* Yes, leave them out overnight. Oh no, a racoon!! :( Racoons, not afraid of the flash. leave the chicken for dead, seriously. Go put the chicken back in the coop, and then, um, ew, gross, no, not maggots. oh my god. 9. use your tailpipe. Go for it, leave the door open again. Really, do it. Lastly, trust your husband. do not ask if the chicken was in there. Omg, nicely done, selena. My hat is off to you. Best presentation for delivery tonight. Also, Gross!!

Pete Grillo Okay, from chicken killing to omlettes? holy cow. taking this one off. Okay maybe not, nice omlettes, guy.

Chris, from legion of tech, hi!! Thanks for a great show, and thanks for showing me the front row seat I snagged for the blogging! night all, thank you volunteers!!!!!!